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What kind of Sandwich are you?




You Are a Grilled Cheese Sandwich



You are a traditional person with very simple tastes.

In your opinion, the best things in life are free, easy, and fun.

You totally go with the flow. And you enjoy every minute of it!



Your best friend: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich



Your mortal enemy: The Ham Sandwich

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